10 Last-Place Punishments for Your Fantasy League

May 21, 2020
10 Last-Place Punishments for Your Fantasy League

As someone who has been playing fantasy football for a long time, it’s amazing to sit back and think about how the game has changed.

I know, I sound like some old-timer who is about to retire and talk about how fantasy football players of the 90s are way tougher than those today. But that’s not where I’m going.

I think one of the more interesting changes is the attention paid to the team that finishes in last place. As long as I can remember, the last place team simply got the first pick the following year and was quickly forgotten about, while the winner got a couple of hundred dollars and maybe a nice trophy and bragging rights.

Getting the first pick the following year doesn’t sound bad at all. In fact, when it gets to a certain point in the year, and you’re the owner of a failing team, why not just mail it in? Rig your lineup a little bit, finish last and then get the number-one overall pick next draft?

Times are changing, though, and as a fantasy commissioner myself, the above scenario is what you always want to avoid. So, those who run leagues around the fantasy world are finding ways to deal with the tanking owner who is trying to lose. A lottery system works pretty good, but it isn’t always the perfect solution.

So the trend lately is a last-place punishment.

Now, it really depends on how extreme you want to get here. I’ve searched the internet far and wide to find out what leagues are doing to punish an owner who finishes in last place. Not all of them are pretty—in fact, they are downright pretty disgusting, and I won’t go there in this article. But those ideas are out there if you really want to find them. But, let’s take a look at what might be the best options for your league should you decide you want to implement this as a rule or tradition.

Just Award a Trophy

This isn’t very exciting and kind of seems like a waste of money in the end. But, some of the best options I found were toilet trophies and the back end of a horse. I’m sure there are worse. One idea is to have one trophy for your league and award it to the last-place finisher who has to keep it for a year. This way you aren’t buying one every season. Many leagues do this for the winner. But, there is no guarantee the loser of your league will even display it, which again, seems like a waste. If they are forced to have it out in their house for a year, this isn’t a terrible idea that is also low-risk. This can be policed if your league is a close group of friends—and there isn’t a quarantine.

Wear a Jersey of Your Least Favorite Team

Again, this isn’t a terrible last-place punishment. I saw the idea online where a Steelers fan had to wear a Bengals jersey. I’m not sure the exact details and how often the jersey had to be worn, but it wasn’t just a one-and-done thing, nor was it just wearing it to the following year’s draft. It was a pretty significant amount of time. The downfall is that wearing it in public doesn’t mean anyone will know what the punishment is—they may just assume you’re a fan of that team. Also, jerseys aren’t cheap so maybe a hand-made T-shirt is a better idea?

In certain areas of the country, this would be much more dangerous than others. I live north of Philadelphia, so if I had to wear a Cowboys or Giants jersey around every day, I’d be putting my life at risk. Having your league mates take photos of you and posting them on social media seems like a good enough punishment to me.

Host Next Year’s Draft

This isn’t that terrible of a punishment either, it’s more of a pain in the behind. I’ve hosted at least one draft pretty much every year since the late 90s and I honestly don’t mind doing it and can make them go smoothly. The biggest perk is you can drink as much as you want.

If you’re going to make the loser do this, you should probably make that person do it the right way. It can’t be a draft with a couple of bags of chips. Maybe make it a full-on cookout? I’d say the host has to pay for the beer, but that can be costly depending on everyone’s tastes in beer, meaning, a 30-pack of Miller Lite might not be an acceptable option. So, try to at least be fair while installing this punishment. Keep in mind a hidden punishment in all of this is the owner and host may have to deal with a spouse who isn’t happy 10-12 drunk guys are destroying and stinking up their home.

Beer Boy

I think this is a way worse punishment than hosting the draft, especially if a majority of the owners in your league all drink. And really, it doesn’t matter if they drink beer or water or coffee at the draft, the loser has to serve all the drinks whenever anyone is empty. Keep in mind, this could extend the length of the draft significantly, so you maybe want to come up with a rule where there are designated times for refills. If you make the person get up every time someone is empty, that’s a lot of trips to the cooler. While that would be fun to watch, and maybe even a little exhausting (even to watch), you just have to keep in mind time restraints.

License Plate

This is something one of my leagues has put into action. And, it was even voted into approval by the league. The loser has to put a pink license plate holder on his car that says “I suck at fantasy football” for a whole year. This league also has a sweet first place trophy that’s passed around to each winner as well, and the commish is kind enough to pay for the shipping. This happens to be the first league I’m a part of that’s began this tradition for the loser. While it’s based in California, there are owners from all over the country and it just so happens a good friend of mine who lives near me lost this year and currently has the plate on his car. I don’t want to say I’m policing this punishment, but I do take a look if we happen to be hanging out—and he still has it on there. This seems like a moderate punishment and while it’s easy for me to say I wouldn’t notice it, I wouldn’t want it on my car.

Pink Lemonade Stand

I thought this one was pretty funny, and the photos online were even better—seeing an adult at a little table with handmade signs selling pink lemonade crack me up. Maybe you can even make the loser dress up? Also pictured was a pitcher of lemonade with cups. I’m not sure what kind of business these stands make, but if this person is made to go in a busy section of your area, maybe the money made in the end can be donated to a charity. If that was advertised, it may create more business in the end. This is a punishment that could be for a good cause when all is said and done, and there’s nothing wrong with that.

Sports Illustrated-like Body Issue

I’m sure we’ve all seen this or at least accidentally seen it come up on the news—a favorite athlete from your favorite team posing about as naked as can be without seeing the privates. While I love this idea and it’s like a train wreck to look it, it’s easy to feel this is an acceptable punishment when it’s not me posing. Now there are some things to consider here:

Who will take the photos? Maybe this can be a job for the second-to-last-place team? Although, I’m not sure what’s more of a punishment, to be honest. The hope is maybe a spouse could do it, but I personally can’t see my wife wanting any part of this. Good thing phones can take pictures with a timer by just saying a couple of code words.

How many photos? If you’re going to do this, may as well make the person do several different poses. If you’re going to the trouble for one photo, while not feature at least three?

Will they be published? Again, if it’s not me, this would be great to see on social media assume you wouldn’t get a strike or violation. Those with computer skills could even dress it up a little, put some logos on there and funny captions and things like that. It really just depends how far you want to make the person take it.

Doing Something in Public

I’ve seen a ton of this kind of punishment all over social media. Last place guys with homemade signs taped to them just standing around in a public venue showing the world how terrible of a fantasy football season they had the past year. Some things to consider here is where exactly you make the person do this and for how long, even what they have to wear. Unlike the below idea, the only thing affected is the person’s pride and self-esteem, so maybe you can couple this idea with the one below and give a choice.

Piercing or Tattoo

I admit, this would be a little extreme for me and something I would never agree to. But, I don’t have anything stuck in me or painted on me so that’s probably why. That also makes me an ideal candidate for why this form of punishment would be quite amusing, and definitely a punishment. Still, this is pretty severe and there would be a lot to consider if you want to begin this as a way to punish the last-place finisher in your league. As I said above, maybe couple it with another choice like the one above to give the loser an option.


If you really want to get crazy, you can draft your punishment. This involves everyone putting an idea into a bag and then picking it at the end of the season. The loser would then have to do what is selected.

This isn’t for the faint of heart, especially if you’re going to make this a complete surprise and have no idea what the different options are. What’s interesting would be if you pick your own punishment, so do you put one in that’s on the lighter side, or go all out? This would scare the crap out of me. So maybe a better idea is to at least know what you may be getting into and have everyone agree on all the items going into the hat before anything is picked.

While these are just a few ideas of punishments, this is something that is sure to evolve into more detail as the years go by. Like I said, there is anything you can imagine online. The last-place punishment is more designed for a close-knit group of owners versus a league where not everyone knows one another all that well.

For me, I’m not about the extreme punishments, but one thing I noticed about every social media post dumping on a last-place owner and what they had to do, the words “thank goodness I didn’t finish last” were usually part of the post.

What’s hidden in the whole list of punishments is that should be the goal of the punishment for your league—to keep owners from tanking and finishing last because they lost interest or motivation during the season. A last-place punishment that keeps all the owners engaged and active right up until the very end is the perfect punishment, and what every league and commissioner should strive for in their league.

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